This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I want to be your penis for a week.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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