he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
