Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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