I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The best revenge is premature balding
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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