just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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