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(913): View more from Kansas

she is the kim kardashian of front butts

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(417): View more from Missouri

My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.

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(205): View more from Alabama

we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.

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(817): View more from Texas

Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?

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(210): View more from Texas

The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.

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(512): View more from Texas

I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there

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(765): View more from Indiana

Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.

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