You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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