I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she peed on how many people?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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