I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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