I want to have your abortion
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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