somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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