i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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