he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
two words: eviction party
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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