Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
soo... how was my night?
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