I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
