don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
