I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i out mim tonsoeep
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