so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
do herpes really smell.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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