my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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