Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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