Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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