She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
