Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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