Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Randomize
