She said her name was "party"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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