The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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