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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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