I got chris browned last night
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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