Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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