We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Randomize
