the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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