I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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