Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
