I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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