All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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