I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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