I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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