I wannas sexs uuuuu
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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