I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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