He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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