When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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