Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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