Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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