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Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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