I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you inspire me to be a worse person
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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