Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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