The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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