My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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