I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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