i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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